After studiously visiting your NHS dentist every six months for fifty years, your teeth should have kept some semblance of propriety, but sadly they have all fallen out.

 

This I blame on the GDC. Another reason I will never register with them.

 

NHS dentistry is OK to a point but do not expect it to save your teeth. Extract teeth, fill teeth, construct diabolically bad dentures maybe, but save teeth? Forget it.